The Great Maldito

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Ang Scarf

Last Sunday, I decided to join two of my friends from Manila in a Halloween party. I did not go home in Iloilo since I was so poor na because of the previous laktwasa in Manila. So conio right? I was so fcking drunk I swear! I wanna wear my puke as a costume that time. Luckily I did not pass out.Yeah, coz heaven knows where my liver is.

I saw a half-naked fat guy wearing just a leather pants and a leather cap.  He looks like in a porn movie, or i must say horror porn movie . Yung sa porn na parang naka bondage sila?  He was all arround the bar as if he was a god, minus the leather thingy. So mahangin amputcha.

My friends dared me to do something crazy that night. The prize? All out beer and free sleep sa hotel. Ok sige, lahat ng libre papatusin ko. You know drunk people will do anything, and regret it the next morning.

Lumakad ako papalapit sa half-naked fat guy.

“hi! I like your costume!” sabi ko.

“thanks!” ang reply niya.

“I like your scarf too!” dagdag ko pa.

Kinapa niya ang leeg niya. Tinignan ako ng may tanong sa mukha.

“Wala naman akong scarf ah”.

“Opps..sorry, akala ko scarf. Fats pala”.

Potah,promise, hindi na ko nagpaorder ng beer. Nagmakaawa nalang akong umuwi agad. Yeah right…im scared. ha ha ha

But that was fun though! yeaaahh….!!best Halloween party ever!

PS: No offense meant sa iba ha. Katuwaan lang ng barkada. And besides, he is so mahangin at mayabang. Buti nalang hindi ako sinuntok. Ang LAKI ko pa naman. ahahahhaa

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18 thoughts on “Ang Scarf

  1. Ahh ikaw pala yung kinikwento ni Jepoy na bumastos sa kanya!!!!!!!

  2. hehe maldito jud diay

  3. Funyeta natawa ako ng bonggang bongga sa comment ni Glentot. Hahahaha.

    Anyways, nakakatakot ka palang kasama sa party, baka mahagisan ng bote saka magkabasagan ng bungo. Mahal ang binayad ko kay Vicki Belo. Delicate ang skin ko. Nagmamalandi lang. Haha.

    P.S. paki delete nalang yung pending comment ko. Ngayon ko lang napansin na kaya di nag uupdate ang gravatar ko eh dahil mali ang email! Hihi.

  4. Haha. Ayus yun ah? Haha. Cool nga yun eh. Game sa mga dare. Libre pa kapalit. Haha. Akala ko ang susunod na eksena eh isang maldito, comatose matapos daganan ng matabang nakaleather, hahaha.

  5. yun oh, judgmental! haha…😄

  6. ang loko!!buti nlng at hindi k ginawang scarf nya…hehehe

  7. Ahaha, edi may pinaglagyan siyang tanginang syet sha. Yodamen Maldito. Ikaw naaah!

  8. Mam si Maldito nang-aaway! Inaaway ung taong naka-scarf!!! hahaha! Idol, sana binigyan mo ng upper cut!!!

  9. Wahahaha!! balahura ka talaga!

  10. naco, sa susunod pala na maginuman tayo di ka namin ide-dare. baka mapaaway tayo sa mga pasaway na hirit mo e. hehehe.

  11. at me disclaimer ka pang nalalaman jan ha..fats ka jan hmp!

  12. wahahaha…ikaw na! magamit nga rin yang hirit na yan sa tl ko…hahaha jox! :p

  13. Don’t worry manoy.. I’ll visit you in the hospital.. go lang ng go! Nyahha

  14. tucker max in the making? haha!

  15. o eh ba’t naka-caps ‘yung salitang LAKI? may pinapatamaan ka?😄

  16. Hmmmm, n3tte… curious lang ako bakit affected ka sa word na “fats”… hehehehehe

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