Last Sunday, I decided to join two of my friends from Manila in a Halloween party. I did not go home in Iloilo since I was so poor na because of the previous laktwasa in Manila. So conio right? I was so fcking drunk I swear! I wanna wear my puke as a costume that time. Luckily I did not pass out.Yeah, coz heaven knows where my liver is.
I saw a half-naked fat guy wearing just a leather pants and a leather cap. He looks like in a porn movie, or i must say horror porn movie . Yung sa porn na parang naka bondage sila? He was all arround the bar as if he was a god, minus the leather thingy. So mahangin amputcha.
My friends dared me to do something crazy that night. The prize? All out beer and free sleep sa hotel. Ok sige, lahat ng libre papatusin ko. You know drunk people will do anything, and regret it the next morning.
Lumakad ako papalapit sa half-naked fat guy.
“hi! I like your costume!” sabi ko.
“thanks!” ang reply niya.
“I like your scarf too!” dagdag ko pa.
Kinapa niya ang leeg niya. Tinignan ako ng may tanong sa mukha.
“Wala naman akong scarf ah”.
“Opps..sorry, akala ko scarf. Fats pala”.
Potah,promise, hindi na ko nagpaorder ng beer. Nagmakaawa nalang akong umuwi agad. Yeah right…im scared. ha ha ha
But that was fun though! yeaaahh….!!best Halloween party ever!
PS: No offense meant sa iba ha. Katuwaan lang ng barkada. And besides, he is so mahangin at mayabang. Buti nalang hindi ako sinuntok. Ang LAKI ko pa naman. ahahahhaa