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The Cebu Blog Camp 2011

The Cebu blog Camp is an event organized annually by the Cebu Bloggers of the Blog and Soul Movement which is the educating leg of the Philippine Blog Awards Inc. which has been running for already four years. This is the largest gathering of bloggers in Cebu.

THE CEBU BLOG CAMP 2011 is co-presented by

Bronze Sponsors

Geiser Maclang Marketing Communications, Inc.

Media and Institution Partners

Official Web Browser

Official TV Media Partner

Official Online Print Media

Official Photo-Social Media Partner

DONOR

Academy for International Culinary Arts

Na invite na ako dati pa pero hindi ako sumipot dahil maraming kaartehan na nalalaman. Kasi kunwari nga mahiyain ako sa personal. But this time, I will attend the event at makiki social climb. Sana may beer. Ha ha ha. At dahil hinihingi ang reasons why I will attend the event, ito:

1.  This will be my first time to attend an event for bloggers since dati pa anonymous blogger daw ako. Pero since people are evolving from time to time, I changed my mind na. lols

2.  I wish to learn more and meet other bloggers out there, which I doubt meron akong kilala. Ha ha ha.  Cebu readers? Meron bang pupunta sa inyo?

3. I love meeting people. Char.com. Sa totoo, habol ko dun ay freebies at snacks. Pangtawid gutom lang sir. Joke . joke, joke again! Totoo, gusto kong makita kung gaano karami ang mga nagbloblog galing Cebu. Kung maka census lang ano?

4.  Because the event is sponsored by Globe. I’m a Globe user since nauso ang celepono sa mga homo sapiens. Ganyan ako ka fan, basta Globe event go lang ng go. Kahit sabihin pa ng Globe na igive up ko ang virginity in exchange for a 30 pesos load  ko gagawin ko. Any takers? hahahaha..Joke.

5.  Because I am looking forward to learn and have some fun on the event. I am taking my blogging to the next level, so I hope this event will help me reach my goal. And that is: World peace. Ching!

Hello readers and fellow cebu bloggers! See you all there. Say hi when you see me! Yun kung makikilala niyo ako! wahahhaa…bleh!

PS: Tabian and Nieco speaks, you guys coming? Reesie?

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Blogger’s Note

A lot of readers and newbies are asking me tips on how to write. 2 po talaga sila.  Ganun karami. I really don’t think I’m the right person to ask that kind of thing dahil naniniwala ako na ang mga sinusulat ko dito are purely trash. But anyway hymen, if you really want to know my style, here they are sago gulaman!. I also included some of my rules as a blogger.

Enjoy munay!

1.  If  it’s rubbish, you can keep it. I’m referring to the comments. Lahat ng sinusulat ng isang blogger, may kwenta man o wala ay galing sa katas ng pagpiga ng sariling utak. Malaking insulto yun sa manunulat na sa dami-dami ng kinuwento, ang tanging nailagay mo lang ay “exchange links tayu?!”.

2.  Make use of the adjectives. They are free. Adjectives are your hypnotizer. They help you lure readers to keep on reading your story. No one likes to read dull and boring stories. They make each characters and settings colorful. For example, instead of:

a1. I saw a carabao.

Make it:

a2. I saw a mothafacking carabao. Woah!

and woah is the adjective.

3. Write from the heart. Pagnagsulat, kailangan madama din ng sumusulat ang sinusulat nito. It just like you have to love what you are doing if you want to get good results. Pag walang gana, wag nang pilitin pa ang sarili na magsulat. Kagaya din sa pag-ibig, pag hindi na masaya umalis nalang.

Grabe, umabot na naman sa pag-ibig.

4. Choose the information you want to convey. Take out all those unnecessary. Pag nagsulat, you have to focus on the story line. Iwasan ang maglagay ng mga bagay na hindi naman talaga needed sa kwento.

Example:

Pumasok ako sa loob ng kuwarto. Nakahiga siya sa kama na nakatiwangwang ang talahiban. Kita ko ang mga umbok. Parang tumor. Pero cute.  Sa labas ay may lawn mower habang kumakain ng santol ang hardenero. Tinigasan ako.

Ng tuhod.

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Di ba sabog ang istorya? lols

5. When it comes to writing, personality plays a major role. You need to put some character on who you are or what you are.  Bawal ang monotony. Don’t bore your readers with you emoness and laslas pulso tulo ang dugo drama. Madaling ma bore ang mga tao kung araw araw ang nababasa nila ay kung pano ka umiyak ng 3 litrong luha dahil hindi kapa maka move sa boyfriend mong nakitang naglalampungan sa pusa ng kapitbahay. Excite your readers. Play a different person. Try something new.

Go post your nude picture.

Gets? Bye.

Finding Mr. Story Teller

Habang nasa kubeta ako at nag cliclient visit, natanong ko ang sarili ko kung kelan ba talaga ako nagsimulang magsulat. Bumalik ako noong elementarya. Naaalala ko, grade 6 ako naging opisyal na writer “daw”. Yun yung kauna-unahang pagkakataon na nakita ko ang pangalan at ang isinulat ko sa isang school magazine. Sadly to say, yung copy na na tinago ko sa matagal na panahon ay nawala dahil sa Bagyong Frank. Read more…

Anonymous Blogger

“Hi! Ive been reading your blog for a long time. I’m a fan and I like how you write”. Ang sabi niya sakin habang ako ay nagsisigarilyo sa harap ng building.

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